🎄💡 December Granny Camp: Merry Mayhem Edition 💡🎄

📅 December 12–14, 2025
📍 115 West Davis St, Conroe, TX

Warning: this isn’t your sweet Hallmark holiday — this is Granny Camp in December, where the lights are brighter, the laughter is louder, and the holiday spirit is turned all the way up (with a side of chaos). Think Clark Griswold battling tangled lights meets the Grinch stealing Christmas… if they both showed up in sequins with spiked eggnog.

✨ Expect:
💡 Griswold-Level Lights – over-the-top, borderline ridiculous, and totally magical.
🎁 Grinchy Games – silly, snarky, and full of mischief (coal optional).
🍸 Eggnog, Punch, & Cocktails – because what’s Christmas without questionable beverage choices?
🎄 Crafts so Extra – think tacky sweaters, loud ornaments, and décor that Martha Stewart would side-eye.
🤣 Laughter Until Your Jingle Bells Hurt – because honestly, we all need that in December.

📢 Classes will be announced by October 15th, but here’s a taste of the festive chaos:
🦌 “Oh Deer!” Ornaments – bold, glittery, and slightly questionable.
💡 Light-Up Wreaths – yes, they actually plug in.
👕 Ugly Sweater Workshop – so hideous it’s fabulous.
🍬 Candy Chaos Gingerbread – defying gravity and tastebuds.
🎁 White Elephant Wrap-Off – learn how to disguise a gift like a pro.
🎄 Griswold Tree Toppers – because subtlety is boring.

This weekend is for the holiday rebels, the messy decorators, and the ones who secretly root for the Grinch and Clark Griswold. It’s silly, sparkly, and stuffed with so much cheer you’ll need a bigger sleigh to carry it all home.

So grab your Santa hat, your sassiest friends, and your brightest Christmas lights — because December Granny Camp is pure, unapologetic holiday madness.

🎟️ Tickets go on sale Monday, September 15th. Don’t miss out — or you’ll be stuck home untangling your own lights.