Granny Camp CTX – Saturday-Only Pass (August Edition)

Rise, shine, and fluff that perm – it’s Saturday at Granny Camp CTX!
We’re turning Downtown Conroe into Little Italy with carbs, crafts, and cocktails—served with a side of glitter and a full helping of chaos. This one-day pass is your golden ticket to all the Saturday sauce (figuratively and literally).

🗓 Saturday Schedule – Doors Open at 10:00 AM

🎪 Granny Market (10 AM – 2 PM) – Start the day treasure-hunting! Shop handmade goods, vintage gems, and enough charm to fill a hope chest. Peppermints as bargaining chips encouraged.
🎨 Classes All Day – Pick 3 of your Saturday faves and get your hands messy—pasta-making, appliqués, beaded everything, and maybe even a little something you’ll proudly give as a gift (or keep for yourself, no judgment).
🍝 Italian Vibes All Day – We’re talkin’ pasta, tomato-stained aprons, and wine that magically appears when needed. Camp has never felt so delizioso.
🍸 Cocktails with Ali – She’s back, she’s pouring, and she’s got your Saturday shaken, stirred, and sassy. Her drinks are iconic. Her commentary? Even better.
🛍️ Private Downtown Shopping – Hit your favorite boutiques for an exclusive late-day shopping spree. Grab a cocktail and treat yourself like the gift you are.
🎉 Main Event: Button & Bling Bash (8 PM sharp) – This is not a drill. It’s Bingo—Granny Camp style. We’re talking prizes, rhinestones, and enough yelling to scare the neighbors. Bring your lucky dauber and your sassiest attitude.

🎒 Your Saturday Pass Includes:

• Early access to the Granny Market
• 3 classes of your choice from Saturday’s stacked lineup
• Pasta-making and cocktails with Ali (because carbs + alcohol = happiness)
• Entry to the Button & Bling Bash
• Snacks, meals, drinks & cocktails served all day long
• Games, puzzles, crafts, and shady corners for side-eye commentary
• Private shopping at local Downtown Conroe boutiques

👜 A mini granny purse of goodies – thoughtfully filled with sparkles, treats, and a surprise or two you didn’t know you needed.

📌 Important Details:
🔞 21+ only – No kids, no teens, not even if they’re “really mature for their age.”
❌ Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable – even if your dog sitter bails.

🎟 One Day. All the Granny Vibes.
Throw on your apron, grab your dauber, and let’s pasta-party like only a granny (or granny-at-heart) can.
You bring the sass—we’ll bring the sauce.