Granny Camp CTX – 3-Day Pass (August Edition)

Welcome to Granny Camp CTX!
With this all-access pass, you’re officially in Granny Gone Wild mode — crafts, cocktails, carbs, and chaos await in the coziest corner of Downtown Conroe. Whether you're a seasoned camper or it’s your first time embracing your inner glitter queen, we’ve got three days of pure magic planned just for you.

🗓 Weekend Schedule

✨ Friday Night – Doors Open at 3:30 PM
👋 Welcome Hour – Warm hugs, sangria, snacks, and just enough time to scout out who’s going to be your new craft bestie.
🌙 Persian-Inspired Bookish Vibes – We’re setting the mood for a cozy, dreamy evening filled with new camp counselors, cocktails with Ali, latte art with Talavera Coffee, floral design, and all the bookish energy of your favorite spicy novel.
🛍️ Private Late-Night Shopping – After your classes, hit the downtown boutiques for an exclusive shopping experience, because “treat yourself” is basically a camp rule.

🍝 Saturday – Doors Open at 10:00 AM
🎪 Granny Market | 10 AM – 2 PM – Our beloved vendor market is back, filled with handmade goods, vintage finds, and the kind of treasures you’ll try to explain to your spouse later.
🍸 Cocktails with Ali – She’s got the shaker, the sass, and the perfect pour.
🎨 Saturday Classes All Day – Choose 3 and dive in! We’ve got pasta-making, candle painting, blinged-out crafts, and more.
🎤 Button & Bling Bash @ 8:00 PM – Our bingo night is legendary. There will be daubers. There will be prizes. There will be yelling. You’ve been warned.
🛍️ Private Downtown Shopping – Yes, again. Your wallet will survive. Probably.

👗 Sunday – Doors Open at 10:00 AM
🍹 Muumuu & Margaritas Brunch – Brunch bites, bold drinks, and the boldest outfit you can thrift. It’s cozy chaos at its finest.
🧶 Craft & Chill Corners + 3 Easy-Going Classes – End the weekend with hands-on fun, good conversation, and minimal glitter explosions.
💋 Kiss-Kiss, See-You-Next-Time Send-Off – Say your goodbyes the granny way: long hugs, loud laughs, and one last group selfie you’ll forget to post.
🕐 Camp officially ends at 5:00 PM – But we will linger.

🎒 Your 3-Day Pass Includes:

• Your choice of 9 classes from 20+ offerings
• All snacks, meals, beverages & cocktails included
• Access to all social events, markets, mixers & parties
• Ongoing crafting, games, puzzles, and gossip nooks
• A mini boutique inside the venue
• Shopping downtown with exclusive access and surprises
  👜 A purse packed like Granny’s – filled with sponsor treats, campy keepsakes, and at least one item you’ll try to re-order after camp ends.

📌 Important Details:
🔞 This is a 21+ event – grown-ups only, even if your teenager swears they “love crafts.”
❌ Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable – even if your ex wants to win you back with biscotti.

🎟 One Pass. Three Days. Infinite Granny Vibes.
Pack your pearls, grab your glue gun, and cancel your Sunday plans —
Granny Camp CTX is where the heart, the glitter, and the sangria are.